Almost SCES Slogans

If you want to pay peanuts, you'll get a monkey.
Less expensive than a bad lawyer. More effective than a good therapist.
It's hard to be the straight man in a clown show.
Fast, cheap, reliable (pick any two)
An ounce of perception is worth more than a pound of obscure.
Don't be fooled again.
Hated and feared by more realtors in the tri-county area.
Will hug commodes for food.
Opinions are like navels--everyone has one. But mine is worth $150 an hour.
All inspectors argue... We win.
Next time it's perfect, or it's free.
Real men don't get their work from realtor lists.
Easy to argue with. Hard to win.
If we don't find anything wrong, it's free. (Don't worry, we'll break something.)
A lot more realtors use us than recommend us.
Even small buildings can have big problems.
We started out with nothing -- and still have most of it left.
I'm not sure what your agent's problem is, but it's probably hard to pronounce.
I could be much nicer if a few people were a little smarter.
Take a moment to cherish all your original misconceptions about real estate.
Any relation between your builder's reality and mine are purely coincidental.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer at no extra cost.
Too many freaks, not enough sideshows.
Scotty! Set the laser printer to "STUN"!